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"A CHOCOLATE" licking booklet $5 (Edition of whenever) (Avaliable at my apartment, NYC (NOW in immdediately!)) kohbirdy@gmail.com A tiny little booklet, the cover says "A CHOCOLATE", followed by 6 pages with chocolate smears, and then on the back cover it says "...ON EACH PAGE JUST FOR YOU AND ME TO LICK." *Each page personally and totally individually SMEARED AND LICKED by KOHBIRDY himself JUST FOR YOU!

"DRAWINGS I DID ON THE SUBWAY" $40 (Edition of 10) (Avaliable at my apartment, NYC even RIGHT NOW!) A hand-bound stapled 8 1/2 by 11" book of the 30 drawings Birdy did when he was bored on the subway. MOST pages even in full color (drawings are in B&W though) and some pages even have custom MARKS on them, like smears, dirt, paint and torn pages! ***ORIGINAL DRAWINGS ARE AVALIABLE ON SALE AS A SET FOR $500 EVEN!***

	KOHBIRDY MASK NEW $3,000 WITH CUM STAINS $6,000 (COMING NOW JUST FOR YOU!!) Wear your own birdy mask. Impress your friends and look like me! Comes in a beautiful plasster and Certificate of Authencity! Very few will be made! Enquire @ kohbirdy@gmail.com
	KOHBIRDY COCK NEW $2,500 WITH CUM STAINS $5,000 (COMING NOW JUST FOR YOU!) A casting of this cock will really impress your friends. Comes in a beautiful plaster box and Certificate of Authencity! Enquire @ kohbirdy@gmail.com
	SURPRISE Birdy Book $30 (Unlimited) Out Now! Find out what Birdy is reading. A book casted in plaster White will be sent to you. It is a true SURPRISE inside! OPEN THE PLASTER AND DESTROY THE CAST!
	ORPHEUS $30 (Edition of 33) (Still available) A very tiny hand-sewn booklet with nylon thread! 19 images of Birdy Koh looking at himself in the mirror, nobody is prettier than I! Some even with CUM stains!
	89 DESCRIPTIONS OF MY COCK $10 (Edition of 10) (AVAILABLE NOW) A verticular book with 89 descriptions of my cock for your PLEASURE!

DO NOT DOUBT THE DANGEROUSNESS OF MY VASE Prices vary $10 and up depending on what you want!! (personalized art!) Common house vases stacked in every which ways with various collectable items wrapped in plaster placed carefully in or around and if you are lucky some might be submerged in hair gel or some other common substance from rite aid! (this one has two clay angels wrapped in plaster, one submerged in hair gel and the other in the middle of a lake of NyQuil!!

 

	SIGNED POSTER! $25 (Edition of ?) (Available) Take Koh Birdy with you! This magnificient poster provides good company to any home or institution. It is signed, numbered, and full color! Order today! *Special Edition might at one point be avaliable at the Whitney Museum of American Art.
	THE DASH SNOW PORTRAIT FILES PACKAGE (www.dashsnowportrait.com) $50 + S&H (Previously sold separately you can now purchase all together!) (NOT YET SOLD OUT) A shirt, post card and book all for one great price. I can barely keep these in stock! The shirt can come in any color courtesy of American Apparel. This will all come to you in a beautiful cardboard box. *This SIR/MADAM can one day BE VIEWED AT MUSUEM OF MODERN ART, NY LIBRARY.
	B IS FOR BULLSHIT BY BIRDY $12 (Edition of 33) (NOT SOLD OUT) This alphabet book starts and ends with the letter B and it manages to not cover a lot of territory inbetween. Bullshit by Birdy is the pretensious art of paintings from a range of art historical periods and places with descriptions with words that begins with the letter B.
	SECRET SEX TOYS for HOMMEs AND FEMMEs $50 (avaliable spring 2007) For Hommes : A special sex toy hidden in a box plastered shut and never to be opened, but if you did your winnie would find such joy! For Femmes : A special sex toy hidden in a box plastered shut and never to be opened, but if you did your pussy would be very moist!
	MY JUICES WERE HOT WHEN I SHOT THEM INTO YOUR PEACH $20 (Edition of 33) (AVAILABLE NOW) This book is filled pages of pages of women that Birdy came on, and on a surprise page, a juicy peach!
	THE START OF EVERYDAY $20 (Edition of 30) (VERY FEW LEFT) In this tiny little blue book, BIRDY poses for you in the warm shower followed by the toilet at the very end!
	YU BOTTLE $10 (Edition of 30) (STILL AVAILABLE) A beautiful bottle with an etched Y on the outside and when you open it, a sealed note with the letter U! Priceless in the near future
	YO COME IS HOT $500 (Edition of 5) (ONLY 1 AVAILABLE) 50 pages of b&w images of porn with women doing their thing, each page is a photograph of the actual page. It takes 50 days to make the book and it is totally unique (each day I must seek out the right picture)! Also on one of the pages, actual cum and it was smeared with my finger! (Birdy hurts!)
	ONE DOZEN DELICIOUS COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF A BIRDY $25 NOW IN STOCK! suprise your loved one with the silk of chocolate, all molded into the shape of a beautiful birdy!
	UNTITLED [DEATH], Portfolio XIV : Curated by Birdy $500 (Contact me for avaliablity) A portoflio of eleven photographs and one photocopy, all images show one dead animal next to artists who are dead. Totally famous Artists are: Degas, Park, El Grecco, Picasso, Ernst, and a few others. Limited Edition of 25.
	TWO SMEARS BY BIRDY, (after Terence) (SOLD FOREVER!) TWO GOLD EMBOSSED IMAGES OF Mandy Moore and Two White Cum Smears splattered over images of Terence's BOOKS. Special Edition for Printed Matter, Inc.
	THE DAYTIME SLEEPERS $30 (Edition of 21) (NOT SOLD OUT) Printed on small yellow rectangles, these photographs show the distant daytime sleepers sitting in their cubicles stairing at their computers with distant gazes dreaming of a different world.
	APB02 : THE STOLEN ISSUE $30 (Edition 200) (SOLD OUT) In three choices of Hand-Sewed Fabric Pouches! Inside a little booklet contains HOT PORN with sayings by FAMOUS artistise or PERSONALITIES! “ [Ryan] McGinley was lying on the floor next to stacks of the New York Post and the Daily News with words and pictures cut out of them. "I've always been a big fan of the Post, and I remember in 1992, or whenever the fuck it was, Desert Storm, the Gulf War? Remember? I'd always read the Post, and there'd be really rad headlines about it," said Snow. "I was just down for it! I'm down with anyone, even if they're bad people, if they're just, like, anti-American, you know what I mean? This is a series I'm working on," he pointed at some collages on the wall with lots of pictures of Saddam Hussein, whose likeness is also tattooed on Snow's arm. "They're old headlines, and they all have come on them. Yeah, mine."
	Chocolate figures coming soon (CAN PRE- ORDER) Details Coming Soon
	MODEL FOR NEW SUBURBAN LIFE $150, based on availability A tiny little suburban fairies frozen in time with no details or color, fairies will vary depending on when you order! For $259 receive your fairy submerged in a mystery liquid, forever trapped in a glass cage!
	(UNTITLED, clay penis with plastic gun) (Edition of 50 only for now! $15) A pristine white clay penis with a plastic gun and penetrating its whole and ready to pretend shoot. A true classic!
	WAY 2 MUCH STUFF 2 LIST HEAR, MUCH MORE TO COME-TH UR WAY!
***MOST of Book Synopsises Here Are Provided by Birdy of ananoymous artist. NYC. Merci Beaucoup world!